Real talk (Did you notice II)

Same as last time, start each point with -“Did you notice?”

If your MCM doesn’t have size 10 feet or above, he’s your WCW
She just wants to spoil you until her man comes home from jail.
If you have a Yoruba boyfriend call him more on Saturday’s cos he might be getting married somewhere.
Rubbing your empty ass debit card relentlessly on your thighs will not put money on it.
Women think having 2 boyfriends and 2 sugar daddies are still being faithful. TRASH
Today’s women just want consistency and faithfulness from ALL of the above.
Your new girl says “I am totally over my ex” But still be frying fish and playing Dominoes at his uncle’s every Sunday
Your girlfriend shouldn’t have a male personal trainer. The guy is whispering “Don’t stop keep going” inside her ear while filming her ass for ‘work purposes’
There’s a lot of men being deadbeat dads over children that are not even theirs.
Death is the number killer in the world.
Life is sexually transmitted.
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate which one can die.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Don’t worry about old age, it doesn’t take long.
If Muslims are banned from America then who are they gonna blame terrorist attacks on? Stay woke.
study her page and bring up things you know she likes then act surprised that y’all have so much ‘in common’ … Lifehack
Keep it real because real shit is gonna last.
Beyonce made you leave your man, while she was getting pregnant by hers.
Your WCW is saying, ‘good night’ to you while she’s getting her back blown by the love of her life.
You texted her “WYD” 99 times this summer but didn’t offer her plans to link up with you once. Delete her number!
Know your worth, fellas!
You’re wide awake overthinking about him while listening to 90’s R&B. He’s across town snoring with another chick’s doo-doo residue on his penis, go to sleep.
Your man can’t treat you like a queen if you’re busy trying to be the King.
Bottom line, a man must take care of his woman and a woman must take care of her man. No one is before the other. It’s about teamwork.
Your MCM is still waiting for a text back from his WCW. You got work in the morning, stop thinking about him at night.
Find someone who makes you feel like your phone was at 3% and you just found a plug.
Mixed signals are annoying, do you want me or not?
She’s ignoring your texts for a guy who won’t even read hers.
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If she overly loves food, don’t trust her, she’ll go out to eat with any guy!
Ladies, if your primary objective is to be sexy, then you will attract men whose primary objective to have sex? Cover your chest up beloved.
Leo gang!

If I am feeling you, I promise nobody else is getting the same attention as you.
Materialistic shit doesn’t mean shit to me. I just wanna help the world, I hate seeing people mess up, God knows I do.
The more I educated myself, the smaller my circle becomes.
Let them think you’re broke even though you’re really not, so they won’t ask you for shit.
Get off your ex’s IG and snap today, move on.
I believe in God, not because my parents told me to. Not because a church told me to but because I’ve experienced how great He is.
God, if someone comes into my life that’s not meant for me, why did I catch feelings?
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You can’t complain about a girl that is too easy then complain about chasing a girl who ain’t sleeping with you straight away
This good guy-bad guy thing is all fun and games until you’re stuck with your kids broke and lonely because your guy is in prison sitting a bird. Choose your partner wisely. Nothing wrong with not wanting a soft guy but don’t go for fools who are still 20+ and still act like they have something to prove.
A real man has nothing to hide. He will tell you the truth about whatever you want to know. Because he knows that if he’s 100% honest with you, you will trust him no matter what. That’s the signs of a man that wants to grow with you.
I am a private person, I’ve mastered the art of making people think they know a lot about me.
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I hate the glorification of being busy. Not having time to reflect, breathe, and/or enjoy things is really just irresponsible.
I’m not a child. You don’t have to tell me lies to keep me happy. We’re grown! Tell me, what it is, what it ain’t, and what’s it will be.
Loyalty means I am down with you, whether you’re wrong or right, but I will tell you when you’re wrong and help you get it right. Now ask yourself, have I been loyal to you?
Fellas, “I want a bf” season is fast approaching. She’s just bored. Y’all won’t last. She’ll steal your hoodies. Focus on yourself.
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I have never been the type of guy to beg any woman. Because I know how they think. They love the attention so keep playing hard to get to keep getting more and more of it. Not me. I don’t care how pretty the woman is. They’re not worth my time, if she wants to act like she is too good for me and makes me have to beg her F all that bullshit, I’ll drop her way before she even gets the chance to think about dropping me first.
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We’re all born ignorant but one must work hard to remain stupid. – Benjamin Franklin
The reason so many of us struggle with trusting others is that we struggle with trusting ourselves.
If you have to constantly tell yourself how happy you are, are you really happy?
If God is making you wait to be prepared to receive more than you asked for? But don’t block your blessings!
Working on yourself is not selfish.
nobody should ever have enough power over your life to where they can make your whole mood change.
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I barely find anybody attractive, I barely feel affection for anybody. But when I do, I fall in so deep, so hard, it’s ridiculous.
Caribbean Women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
if your absence doesn’t affect them, your presence never mattered.
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I can’t be around people who don’t take accountability for their actions. You want to be wrong and then have the cheek to deflect it on me? Lol. I wonder if they know they’re wrong and just won’t admit it or do they truly believe the behaviour is acceptable?
I hate that cheating seems to be a viable option for some folks in monogamous relationships.
You can put a broken mirror back together but you’ll always see the cracks. Get a new one and relate to the comment above
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If they have a partner, leave them alone, that’s just a standard of how not to be a little tramp guideline.
Always pay attention. You don’t meet people by accident and stuff doesn’t happen by coincidence.
The older I get, the more attractive stability becomes, I just want some damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment.
If the world was blind, how many people would you impress?
The more you know, the more you realize you don’t know.
I like being alone but I have someone to be alone with.
My DM’s are clean and I can @ my girl live on the TL, I dunno if your man can do the same tbh
If I post something you don’t like, just ignore it like you ignore corruption in the government.
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